Jesus loves a good kit kat every now and again
thers not even any kit kats in that vending machine
if he can turn water into wine im sure snickers into kit kats is just as easy
i wish i was a boy instead of a girl they dont have periods and they dont get as many unwelcome sexual comments as girls do
boys have to deal with girls on their periods
shove a cactus in your anus buddy
i need feminism because a man on tv just said we (the men) are the victims when it comes to cheating because women walk around wearing almost nothing which makes it impossible not to cheat
how do astronauts say they’re sorry?
We dont apologize.
we are perfect.
nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ
Erwin’s titan form is reveled to be a 15 m tall, tanned, samba-dancing monstrosity in a banana hammock. No one ever tries to reinforce his heterosexuality ever again. The proof is there. No one discusses it out loud.
we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies
This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags
that’s not a bad idea either
how Frozen should have gone
THAT IS MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POST EVER
discovering a NOTP is weird. Like you don’t realize it’s a notp until you see a post and just go
This is flat out vulgar! There are minors present!There are minors present
i hate you so much
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