I thought she was cosplaying as a book but diction-fairy is a million times better :D
I wonder what the folklore would be behind her.
Would she give good books to kids in exchange for bad books that she turns back into trees?
That’d be killer! :D
Appears out of nowhere to correct your grammar.
Leave an essay under your pillow and she’ll write suggestions in pretty script and colorful ink.
THIS IS WHAT RAD LITTLE GIRL LOOK LIKE.
heres my ride
White privilege is your history being taught as a core class and mine being taught as an elective.
please let them know.
white privilege is your history being taught as a core class, and mine being banned because it would promote "the overthrow of the U.S. government, foster racial resentment, and advocate ethnic solidarity."
it’s so weird that learning about racism is totally a completely optional side quest for white people
put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.
Here’s my unfinished submission for the NB Zine.
Unfortunately, I got bogged down by work and missed the deadline yesterday, but I still liked what I had going. I’ll just go ahead and post it as a proof of concept, and to promote the zine a bit.
As you can see, I went with my boy, LInk!
feeling the nostalgia
BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU
YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM
You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.
We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.
You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)
We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it.
We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one.
We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing.
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
ain’t easy bein dead
i miss dOC
Women’s Halloween costumes make me mad.
ok like we have all talked about how how its annoying to be sexualized and shit but like can we talk about how frustrating it is that almost all of the female costumes are completely unwearable outside of an adult only party? You cant wear these outside, I have had a few of these costumes, even bought a bit bigger than my size and they didnt even begin to cover my ass while I was standing straight. I literally couldnt wear it in public without getting actually arrested. And if you are a parent who goes with their kid, or you have a costume party for work.. youre fucked. you have 3 ugly costumes to choose from, a nun, maybe a vampire or witch and maybe like some sort of cleopatra type thing.
First ya’ll wanna fuck an evil clock then ya’ll wanna fuck the evil animatronics now ya’ll wanna fuck an evil triangle this is why abstinence education doesn’t work