tricotee:

And Trace…

tricotee:

And Trace…

speedlimit15:

frumpasaurousrex:

looks promising

I want to meet him

speedlimit15:

frumpasaurousrex:

looks promising

I want to meet him

queenteags:

but what if the gigapause is 413 days long? that puts the end of the gigapause at december 3rd, 2014

dave’s birthday

schmergo:

schmergo:

I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because they always miraculously end up being the right thing to do. Like, he declares war on Canada? Next day it turns out that Canada had secret plans to nuke Washington. he bans Doritos? Turns out theyr’e the number one cause of cancer and natural disasters. He sends his vice president to jail? Turns out the VP was a terrorist in disguise. He has 100% approval rating, most popular president ever.

I’ve decided that I want him to be played by Jeff Goldblum. 

breadmaakesyoufat:

when a group of teenagers walks past you and starts laughing at you for no apparent reason

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brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you….

sexypastamodel:

My headcanons!

Who kills the bugs
Who hogs the sheets
Who hates mornings
Who’s cranky before they had their coffee
Who’s doesn’t like their mother in law
Who drives
Who gets horny in awkward public places
Who had a scene phase
Who wore braces
Who got bullied.
Who collects ceramic elephants.

asylum-art:

Logan Zillmer: Surreal photography

Michigan-based conceptual photographer Logan Zillmer brings surreal dream worlds to life in his imaginative blend of photography and digital manipulation.

spacehamsters:

I work at a theater and we just got these I cannot believe this

lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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sixpenceee:

Anti-cheating hats

birdgekis:

don’t mess with mikasa

birdgekis:

don’t mess with mikasa